thereluctantbride

To the five people who regularly read this blog (Hi Mum!), I apologise for not posting yesterday. You see, I had lost the will to live and therefore the will to blog! I suppose that you can guess from the post title that the reason for this is a diet. To get myself in shape for the wedding, I will need to diet and what better way to kick off my diet than with a good old detox! And as anyone who has ever detoxed before will tell you, it should be renamed the Masochistox!  I do have to admit that I am taking the easy way out. Instead of subsisting on the juices of NSFJ (not suitable for juicing) items like celery and beetroot, I am having three yummy healthy meals and two snacks a day delivered straight to my door.  Unfortunately, while I am not starving, those Diet Coke craving demons in my body have lost the plot and declared all out war. I have a constant headache, could fall asleep standing up and am ready to snap at anyone. My lovely friend Louise agreed to go through this torture with me, for moral support and just because she’s a super healthy person anyway. A veteran of detoxing, Lou told me that day three was going to be the challenge. And as always lovely Lou was right. Yesterday was day 3 and If I had posted, I would have told you all to … well something that polite brides don’t say. 

Don’t worry though the wedding is still on because the lovely fiancée has been at the other side of the country for work through it all.  

I’m sure it will be all worth it on the big day, or if it doesn’t work I’ll just fire my hot bridesmaids and hire some gargoyles to take their places!!

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